*shy but actually a sex freak*
Living the life of a blissfully oblivious extraterrestrial roaming a simple yet complex world, while enjoying what makes Earth such an amazing place, unlike any other in the known universe. This place is a fucking candy store.
I report my findings here, follow as I go.
Tweets @_mjm
- what she says: i'm fine
- what she means: i want to watch star trek
- what she says: we need to talk
- what she means: i want to watch star trek
- what she says: never mind
- what she means: i want to watch star trek
"States vote to take away my marriage rights, and even though I don’t want to get married, it tends to hurt my feelings. I guess what bugs me is that it was put to a vote in the first place. If you don’t want to marry a homosexual, then don’t. But what gives you the right to weigh in on your neighbor’s options? It’s like voting whether or not redheads should be allowed to celebrate Christmas."
-- David Sedaris (via coffeeurlgirl)
